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The Wall

Right off the bat, I want to apologize for being MIA.  My work/life schedule has been filling up at an alarming rate, and I am still learning discipline.  Anyway, I am still alive, still crafting.  So here’s a quick photo roundup of what I’ve been up to:

ImageI got this frame from my Grandma.  Wasn’t sure how to put anything in it anyway, since the back doesn’t open, so I tried my hand at a old-school style silhouette.  Image

Monster eye magnets!  God knows I have the bottlecaps to spare.  Considering making a monster on my front door out of construction paper, and holding it up with a gazillion eyes. 


I also scored this from G-unit:


I’m pumped about this thing!  Especially considering our regular coffee maker only makes 4 cups, which is fine for just me and Husband, but when a party is winding down and people need to perk up a bit… THIS fantastic 32 cup wonder will prevent me from spending the last hour making pot after pot of coffee in the kitchen.  I couldn’t help thinking it just so happens to be the perfect color for a construction paper Frankenstein face!  My goal is for everything functional to also be decor.  Anyway, turns out the color was a main selling point back in the day… check out the box:


So, yeah.  It’s trendy, too.  Good to know.  🙂

Also got started on another piece like the Ouija board… in the sense that I didn’t have or couldn’t get what I originally wanted, and what I made turned out to be cooler.  This one is going to stay up year-round I think:



The ribbon got added because I screwed up the lettering for the next line royally.  This ought to teach me to stop free-handing everything, but…eh.  The text yet to be painted will say “Let him read your PAST * PRESENT and FUTURE in his crystal”.  Everyone I’ve shown it to so far hasn’t recognized it, so here’s a pic to jog your memory:


Like I said, its not finished, but its a good start.  The Ouija board and Professor Marvel will be part of a wall display, along with a bunch of creepy photos that I found, like this,



and this.


I got the frames up today, just to give myself an idea of what goes where and what size it will all need to be, once I find someone willing to let me use their printer.  I’ve gotta get one of those someday.  Here’s the wall. 



Pay no attention to that green bag up top!  The Great Oz has spoken!  *BOOMPOWPOW* 

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Wouldja Ouija?

Every time I think of something I’ll need for the Halloween party, I add it to an Amazon wish list. I don’t always necessarily end up purchasing everything online, but it helps me keep track of what I need. Recently I went searching for a ouija board. I wanted one for decoration, was planning on mounting it on a wall so that no one would be tempted to use it (even though I am fully aware that it is stupid and superstitious to believe that a board game invented by Hasbro that is recommended for 10 to 15 year olds has any kind of supernatural power), because ever since seeing the Paranormal Activity movies, I refuse to take any chances. Don’t get me wrong- I looooove ghost stories. I don’t mind going to supposedly haunted places, and honestly crave a real paranormal experience. But I do not want any crazy ghostly shit going down where I live. I hate moving. As much as Husband and I rail against the people on those sort of “true ghost story” shows (not the hunters. Your magnetic field detector or whatever proves nothing. And I know that’s an intern slamming doors while you pretend to piss your pants and whisper-scream ‘Shh! Did you hear that?? Ohmygod’), the ones that won’t leave the house even though all their pets are dead, and they hear screaming in the attic all the time, and every morning the fridge is on the ceiling etc, and THEY WON’T LEAVE, we’re always yelling at the TV, like “Oh we’d be so f***ing out there, like ages ago! Stupid!”. We probably would live in denial for a ridiculously long time, because this condo is awesome and moving is terrible.
Back to the point (finally), I went looking around Amazon for a ouija board. I couldn’t find one for under $20, and that’s ridiculous. So I decided to make one instead. Behold my Thursday afternoon project:

I am 100% aware that the lines aren’t straight and that the numbers especially double in size from left to right. I guess that’s what happens when you freehand.

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Valley of the Dolls

Well, I didn’t get as much done as I’d hoped, but I usually overestimate the actual amount of time in a day off.  Technically, its as long as any other day; but like childhood summers, they feel endless and full of vast potential and damnit, I’m going to do EVERYTHING in the WORLD, you don’t even KNOW!  And of course at the end, I’m sitting there pouting, going, “It’s over?  Already?  How??”  But, 2 cups of coffee, 1 bowl of cereal, one truly awful sandwich, and 4 (no wait…5) beers later, the day is done, and these are the fruits of my labor…

*This blog post was made possible by: Unique Stitch: for those too lazy to learn how to sew*

Hands down, best item from Mom’s craft supply donation.  Fast and effective.  Highly recommend.

First up, we have the ever fabulous Dr. Franknfurter of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame:

Shhh!  Brad’s probably asleep by now.  Do you want him to see you…

like THIS??

And of course, his tight l’il backside:

Next up, Freddy Krueger!

Obviously, Freddy’s still a work in progress, but he’s getting there.  I had to stop to allow his face and hands to dry.  I used puffy fabric paint for his skin, which was great for the texture and greasy shine of ‘burnt’ skin, but it takes AGES to dry.  So Freddy is going to chill in the drying drawer (only place safe from my meddlesome cats) for a few days, until I can feel confident that one wrong move won’t turn hours of work into a peachy smudge.  I’m still debating what do to with the mouth – I’d like to give him his signature grimace, but that means trying to paint teeth approximately 1/25th the size of my pinky fingernail, so I’ll probably just take the easy way out and do a simple one-line frown.  I can’t wait to finish him, he’s so close to complete, and already has a lot of personality:

Yuck.  Looks like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.  That hat is going to do him a lot of favors.

I got Samara (the girl from The Ring) as far as I could without having the hair.  For those unfamiliar, here’s a picture from the movie:

And here’s what I have so far:

That picture looks darker than it will actually appear once it dries.   Also, ignore the pins in her shoulders; they won’t be visible once I rob some dark-haired off-brand Barbie of her tresses.  Once I made the dress, I turned her upside down and applied water with a lot of blue and black paint in it a few drops at a time to the hem of the skirt, all the way around.  The color seeped and ran along the creases wonderfully.  Now, to hold her in place while I did this, I had to improvise…

Don’t judge.  It might be Natty but it was also free.  I do not generally turn down free beer, as a rule.  Too many years being poor, I suppose.

Alright, last up… CarolAnne.  Now, as with Samara, I didn’t have her hair.  So she’s nowhere near finished, but I did get a start:

Better yet…

I know the TV looks a little orange, but that’s because I didn’t find a blue battery-operated tealight yet, so there’s a regular one inside, hence the orangeness.  Other than the hair, I just have to do the sleeves on her nightgown and her fuzzy slippers.  And her face, I suppose.  Anyway I have just the stuff for fuzzy slippers:

Thanks Mom!

Lastly, I decided today to add another character to the roster.  Dr. Frank was, true to form, an absolute pleasure; which made me realize that there are other iconic characters from horror(ish) movies that aren’t necessarily scary or even the villian.  With that in mind, I present to you my newest candidate for dollification: The Mighty and Heroic Shaun.

Please comment!  I love hearing from all of you!  Don’t disappoint Dr. Franknfurter!

…he’s watching you.

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The Haul!

The haul!!

Its just a start, but a good one.  My mom also let me raid her craft room for all the paints as well as two big bags of assorted fabrics.  I got started with a few props for the dolls, which will be made to look like iconic horror characters for our scavenger hunt.  Here’s CarolAnne’s TV set:

The TV is made out of an old cardboard ring box.  I painted it brown and cut a square hole in the lid for the screen.  I cut a square piece of clear thin plastic from the package one my husband’s tools came in.  I painted the static on a small piece of white paper by essentially stabbing it repeatedly with my paintbrush.  I’m going to put a blue battery-operated tealight inside so that it will glow and flicker.

Here’s Jason’s hockey mask:

And here’s the start of Freddy Krueger:

I made the hat out of the cap from a cheap bottle of vodka.  The brim is cut from a flexible piece of plastic.  I know its not exactly a fedora, but I think especially once he has his signature maroon and brown striped shirt, he’ll certainly be recognizable as everyone’s favorite undead pervert. Here’s a better view of the claw hand thingy:

Its just a piece of the same plastic as the hat brim, painted brown of course, and the claws are broken safety pins.  I cut the points off flat so no one would prick themselves.  I still have to bend them out straight with needlenose pliers, so that they point out instead of up, but you get the idea.

I can’t wait to really hit this full force, I’ve been waiting to start the dolls for what feels like forever!  Luckily, I have a day off tomorrow, and I can guarantee by evening I will be gleefully covered in paint and glue, and have much more to show you!

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